Behold, Some of the most sketchy wording

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12/22/2015 at 08:43 • Filed to: None

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“Clean Title Possibly Available”

How can such a specific item be “Possibly” available?

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Straightsix9904
12/22/2015 at 08:47

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Sounds like he will murder anybody who shows up to take a look at the car.


Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > Straightsix9904
12/22/2015 at 08:48

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Priceless CL.


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Straightsix9904
12/22/2015 at 08:52

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Maybe it’s a kludge together of two cars, VIN plates on now align to salvage title, but others available? Dun know.

The seller’s phone number comes back to a Sherriff’s Deputy and fire arms instructor so maybe he’s just saying he can pull some strings down at city hall to get the title washed.


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Straightsix9904
12/22/2015 at 08:56

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That’s a great ad. He says there is an interesting story. Did you ask him about it?


Kinja'd!!! Straightsix9904 > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
12/22/2015 at 09:00

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It is probably about how his kid was conceived in this car and he was 2nd string all state and is going pro and don’t miss this opportunity.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Straightsix9904
12/22/2015 at 09:03

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Giving the benefit of the doubt (I don't actually advise this, because CL) I assume that he knows the title is clean but he lost it, and that's a really poor way of saying he can maybe find/get it. I prefer to imagine that he has a printing press in his basement though.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Straightsix9904
12/22/2015 at 09:10

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LOL


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > jkm7680
12/22/2015 at 09:23

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That’s not a Camaro.


Kinja'd!!! BringBackTheCommodore > Straightsix9904
12/22/2015 at 09:23

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“Clean title possibly available.”

It means that for a fee, you can have the title reprinted on a clean sheet of paper.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Straightsix9904
12/22/2015 at 10:13

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Too pricey for LeMons - probably. Would a track day car need a title?

Anyway, stop lurking.


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > Straightsix9904
12/22/2015 at 11:29

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That might be one of the sketchiest statements I’ve ever seen in an ad. How is it “possibly available”?

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Straightsix9904
12/22/2015 at 11:29

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“Interesting story”. Was it Eazy-E’s ‘91 850?

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Kinja'd!!! Straightsix9904 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/22/2015 at 11:37

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I would give it the grand prize in LeMons if it completed 5 laps. It earned it.

Yeah, I’ve been lurking, switched jobs, new house that needs work, just no time....all part of growin up :(


Kinja'd!!! TimSee > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
12/23/2015 at 19:18

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What I came here to say - “This car has more of a story if interested” yep I bet